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Champ!ris the Edit

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Just met a boy, just met a boy when,
He mentioned 'bout some Plasma deal-in's,
But he looks like a contender in the makin',
So I think I'm goin' to go and help him.


Heard through the grapevine he's PokeStar's ring
We could shoot a movie, he could do the taping
Boom boom pow, I'm not into shakeing
I'm not gonna bother to find out what's his whole thing


Bridge:
Yeah I know that he's got some skill at home
But I need just one battle 'lone
If he keep using those strategies
I might not come out on top, might not come out on top, hey!

Pre Chorus:
I-I-I'm gonna give you one more battle
I-I-I'm gonna give you one last chance
I-if you're looking for Unova's Champion,
Just hold on tight and let me Dragon Dance!


Chorus:
If you wait there, I'll still be
The Dragon Champ-yon
If you got it, you'll get it
You'll get my title

If you wait there, I'll still be
The Dragon Champ-yon
If you got it, you'll get it
You'll get my title

Verse:
Just met the boy, re-met the boy when
He could become my crown's next headrest
'Cause he looks like he models a Nimbasa clothesline
So I think that he gettin' on by himself fine

Heard through the grapevine he's PokeStar's script
We could shoot a movie, he could own that like this
Boom boom pow, this fight's the main thing
Wondering if he can understand my drakes' needs?


Bridge:
Yeah I know that he's got some skill at home
But I need just one battle 'lone
If he keep using strategies
I might not come out on top, might not come out on top, hey!

Pre Chorus:
I-I-I'm gonna give you one more battle
I-I-I'm gonna give you one last chance
I-if you're looking for Unova's Champion,
Just hold on tight and let me Dragon Dance!


Chorus:
If you wait there, I'll still be
The Dragon Champ-yon
If you got it, you'll get it
You'll get my title


If you wait there, I'll still be
The Dragon Champ-yon
If you got it, you'll get it
You'll get my title


Boy, You've beaten the Elite Four

Don't mind if I'm next

I can tell you're pretty synched with your 'mon

Guess I'm your next test

You've got some hot moves, good ones too

You have enough to see it through!

Call it, bring it on
Bring it on for my Dragons!
My next one may bring you stress
Yes I've taught them weaknesses!
Come on boy go, show me what you're made of
Let me show how I connect with my proud friends
COME AND FIGHT THESE READY DRAGONS!

ROAR!


Pre Chorus:
I-I-I'm gonna give you one more battle
I-I-I'm gonna give you one last chance
I-if you're looking for Unova's Champion,
Just hold on tight and let me Dragon Dance!


Chorus:
If you wait there, I'll still be
The Dragon Champ-yon
If you got it, you'll get it
You'll get my title


If you wait there, I'll still be
The Dragon Champ-yon
If you got it, you'll get it
You'll get my title!
Very obvious Va Va Voom parody

the song is Nicki Minaj's, Pokemon is owned by numerous groups including gamefreak and nintendo


Switch the listed pronouns in your head if you wish.
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